Dad Tax Unhinged Raccoon Vintage Washed T-shirt

Protect your snacks in style. This vintage-washed oversized black tee takes the classic "Dad Tax" joke and gives it a dark, rebellious twist. Featuring an original, hand-drawn gothic punk raccoon guarding his fries, this shirt is perfect for dads with a sense of humor and an edgy streetwear aesthetic. Made from premium 100% cotton, its relaxed drop-shoulder fit ensures maximum comfort for everyday wear, casual outings, or low-key weekends. Claim your tax—just making sure it's not poison.