Dad Tax Skeleton Gourmet Graphic Vintage Washed T-shirt

Claim what’s yours. This vintage-washed oversized black tee merges classic dad humor with a dark, nu-goth aesthetic. Featuring a meticulously detailed, anatomical skeleton enjoying a fast-food feast, it redefines the "Dad Tax" joke for the streetwear scene. The distressed gothic typography and subtle grunge elements make this more than a gag shirt—it’s a statement piece. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it’s perfect for low-key weekends or casual rebellion. Making sure it’s not poison, one bite at a time.