Dad Tax Food Inspector Gothic Skeleton Vintage Washed T-shirt

The ultimate toll. This vintage-washed oversized black tee takes the classic "Dad Tax" joke and drags it into the dark streetwear scene. Featuring a highly detailed, macabre skeleton preparing to devour a burger, it replaces cheesy humor with a sharp, nu-goth aesthetic. Accented by distressed gothic typography and a subtle "Making sure it's not poison" tagline, this shirt is an edgy staple for unapologetic fathers. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it’s built for comfort and statement-making.