Claim the ultimate tax. This vintage-washed oversized black tee completely tears apart the classic "Dad Tax" joke and rebuilds it with a toxic, Y2K cyber-goth aesthetic. Featuring a distorted, acid-graphic skull devouring a liquid-metal meal, this shirt screams rebellion. The heavy chrome liquid typography and toxic green accents make it a standout piece for the unapologetic streetwear dad. Made from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed drop-shoulder fit, it’s not just a joke—it’s an aesthetic.
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